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OK now I am absolutely terrified of TJ's criminal underbelly, and all this time I believed that all the deranged psychopaths were safely residing in republican political office or under the discretion some diocese or another. Personally I'd like to welcome miss whats her face to TJ we need more celebrities and you gotta start somewhere. So please dont jump on your kangaroo and hop all the way back to australia because at least I'd miss you. Maybe we can get together over a bucket of Coronitas at alenditas one day and talk about Caruso being a bitch and discuss "Corporate Sponsorship" if the nasa chick taught us anything its plug the brand. We'll start with Depends and then a E! reality show, and who knows we could get rich and you could stalk actual stars...

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Ok now I'm scared here I assumed TJ was full of normal criminals and now I have to remain frightened that the next time I order a bucket of Coronitas that they'll be delivered with a bloody ear and a "I hate David Caruso" Bumper sticker. I personally welcome miss whats her face, we need more celebrities here in TJ and you gotta start somewhere. Maybe she can take a lesson from the asstronaut loopy attention whore and try to get a corporate sponsorship from Depends.

Well I found a place in between playas and rosarito for 800 furnished with wi-fi, direct tv pool jacuzzi and 500 yds from the beach with 24 hr gated security. All utilities are included and I Paypaled the US owner my deposit after verification of ownership and so forth so now I'm just anxious to head over there. I wont arrive until the 20th of august but its ok so I can take care of visas and the stuff I need to bring my dog back and forth. As for the wife n kids being cool with it, we all mexicans anyways with lots of family throughout mexico some of who live in the worst barrios of Juarez and other who live in middle of no where in the country. We love the idea of living in mexico and still being close enough to make a US salary and go to US schools. At any rate I'll be there next month and hope to meet some of you at the next function. Anyone use magic jack and could tell me a little about quality of service? Also how much are the tolls to San Antonio Del Mar bridge on the scenic hiway back and forth?
Thanx...