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[Klort]

How much are the Mexican Cokes in CANS (not bottles) in Costco? Six months ago, it was 13 pesos.

I offered a guy $150 to bring me eight cases of Mexican Cokes in cans from Costco and he told me it's 18 pesos in Costco so he would make only $50. I had a hard time believing it.

[Klort]

What if I offered $200 to anybody who will meet me at the American side of Garita Otay or San Ysidro with 10 cases of Coca-Colas Mexicanas, en latas, las botellas no.

Yo gusto Coca-Colas con azucar, no siropa de maize!

[Klort]

Geez, nobody?

[George Costanza]

I'm not sure who much coke you can import into the US at one time. I think there is a limit.

[Klort]

I have brought in 10 cases without a hitch. They even looked in the trunk of my car. I think 10 cases would cost about $100, then I'd put another $100 on top, making it $200. I thought it was generous.

[George Costanza]

100 dollars is generous Im surprised no one has taken you up on the offer

[CB]

i'll look into it tomorrow morning, how do i contact you?

[Klort]

SMS or text is one way of doing it, do you know how to do that? I live in San Juan Capistrano but will even drive down to the border and pick it up.

It is going to look suspicious watching people carry cases of Coca-Cola between two cars at a Denny's parking lot. I am already trying to think of a way.

[CB]

well, im going to the costco after i eat breakfast.
when can you come down to the border?

[Klort]

I was going to come down on the 27th in the morning. I can do it in the day time if you want.

[Klort]

Can we come up with a day or time? I am a little flexible for the next few days.

[CB]

im working tomorrow at 7 stateside, so early am or in the pm, or anytime friday
i suggest you pm you #, so we can make arrangements

[George Costanza]

Klort I will Vouch for CB as well. Ive known him personally for years and can't say a bad thing about him

[Klort]

Well, I don't know you either!

Naw, y'all are alright.

I am really anxious to get my grubby paws on the 10 cases of Mexican Cokes. I used to buy them all the time, but I had a nightmare through the border so now I don't go thru it anymore. I have a new car with D.F. plates on it and they tore the entire upholstery in my car just because the damn dog barked at it. "Oops, sorry." they said.

[CB]

a voucher from spiderman?
dont you remember blowing me off when you were with the oldtimer? lol
i got the goods, just waiting for the dropoff...

[Klort]

There will be a black Mercedes-Benz with tinted windows and chrome rims down a very dark alley. I will be with Sal and Guido. Don't worry about the guns they are carrying, we just want the Coke, and you will get out alive. Also avoid sudden movements, Guido doesn't like that.

Will see you tomorrow, but will call you first.

[Klort]

I am pleased to announce CB has provided the stuff. After a careful and thorough inspection, it was indeed the good stuff and I did not have to break both of his kneecaps.

He probably thinks I'm weird!

[CB]

i never met a "coke" junkie i wouldnt be surprised if he drank a few warm ones on the way home

[Klort]

Only two this time, I am trying to quit!

[George Costanza]

Mexican coke is the bomb

Can you imagine if border agents or DEA were listening in on a phone conversation between you guys?

"Listen you got the coke?" "Yea 5 cases right from Mexico just crossed the border"

"ok meet me in the Carls JR parking lot and I will have the cash, small bills ok?"


"Sure see you in 5 mins"

This is also one of the funniest threads in a while. I can imagine some guy from Idaho who knows very little come on the board and read this thread and shaking his head -lol